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21 Barely Useful Items
A collection of somewhat useful magical items that no one asked for, yet we made anyway. The strange trinkets and questionable inventions your players will absolutely still fight over.
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21 Items. Zero Practical Value.
Well — almost none. A taste of what's inside:
Rock of “Something In My Shoe”
Wondrous Item, Rare
Bonus action: teleport a rock into a creature's shoe. Movement penalty, piercing damage, disadvantage on attacks. Deeply annoying. Extremely funny.
Rake of “In Your Face”
Wand, Rare
Reaction: summon a magical garden rake that slams into the face of any creature foolish enough to step forward.
M.O.B.I.L.E.
Wondrous Item, Very Rare (Attunement)
A magical smartphone parody with charges for Message, Identify, Alarm, and Scrying-equivalent spells. Please silence it during initiative.
The Really Real Fake Moustache
Wondrous Item, Uncommon
+1 to Deception checks. Comes off during combat, humiliatingly, at the worst possible moment.
The Really Real Fake Beard
Wondrous Item, Uncommon
+1 to Intimidation checks. Available in multiple styles, none of which fool anybody.
Keystone Healthstone
Wondrous Item, Rare
A pocket stone that revives you to 1 HP once when you'd drop to 0. One use. Do not lose it in your bag of holding.
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21 Barely Useful Items
One PDF. Twenty-one items your table didn't need and won't stop talking about. Drop one into a shop, a hoard, or a goblin's pockets tonight.
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